Ode to Alana

O, creature vexing awesome
I envy thee thy tresses golden
Legs limber lithesome long
Breasts gargantuan yet falsely, too
Thy skin fair, orbs bluely luminescent
Thy breathing sweetly shallow
And mind at a loss for words intelligible
And yet the sweet shepherd harkens
To your siren call
Alas, the poor shepherd, dupe and clown
In her poison’d embrace all fools must drown